Does the Matrix have Andrew Tate (and three others) in its jaws? I believe so, and Andrew indicated this at the time of his arrest. Also, leaving for her brief furlough to attend her grandmother’s funeral, Luana Radu stated that all parties were innocent and the arrests had been orchestrated from outside Romania.
If this is true, at this point there are several possibilities about how things will play out in upcoming months, most likely culminating with (1) Andrew trying to survive in a Romanian prison for a decade or more or (2) Andrew being held in an American (or British) prison through several years of litigation before being sentenced and serving more time. The second possibility would demand extradition, which would obviously involve only Andrew and Tristan, as the women are Romanian citizens.
By the time the jurisdiction changed, the charges would be tax evasion or money laundering or both. The outrageous claims of human trafficking and rape will have served their purpose of inflaming public opinion against the brothers. The public has trouble understanding financial crimes, and the objective will have shifted to getting the Tates OUT of the news.
Someone asked me (in the comment section of a YouTube video) to explain how I thought extradition of Andrew Tate to the US or UK could come to pass. The short answer is “any way the Matrix wants it to happen,” but I will elaborate in the paragraphs below.
At the time of the arrest, I had assumed that extradition was inevitable, but as new facts emerged, I began to see other really horrible possibilities. And as of now, I am not confident that the powers controlling the Matrix have even made a final decision about how to achieve their ultimate goals. [The following paragraphs repeat some material from earlier posts. Sorry about that, but I need to include it to keep this post coherent.]
Our global rulers set things in motion. We pick up the narrative as the Chairman of a committee of Globalist Ruling Elites (GRE) calls the room to order for a meeting about the never-ending Andrew Tate Problem. The first agenda item is a review of the committee’s charge. Andrew Tate must be:
- Silenced so that he cannot continue to promote ideas that undermine the GRE narrative and goals
- Impoverished to prevent his mounting any meaningful legal defense
- Vilified to ensure that his followers will desert him so that his message will be forgotten
The Chairman wraps up the review: “Ultimately, we want him remembered only as a deterrent to others who are tempted to get out of line.”
Death not an immediate answer. “First, let me take a few things off the table. The bastard has been reminding everyone that he would never, ever commit suicide, so poisoning is a bad idea. Crashing that MacLaren didn’t work, so we probably cannot sell a second vehicular malfunction as an accident.”
A sneering female seated next to the Chairman makes the next point: “Besides, his death would make him a martyr to Free Speech and a legend in the minds of millions of youthful males, as well as some old woman out in Iowa.”
“Yes,” notes the Chairman, “And leaving his brother alive and free to rally the troops would at best be problematic. Plane crash for both? Not a good option. Too obvious. Imprisonment is the only logical answer. His brother goes with him. Votes in favor? Ah, unanimous, good. What is the conversation in the back of the room, may I ask? [Happily:] Oh, yes, the advice on raw onions with our steaks has helped me, too. I’m up a whole point on my home testosterone test. [More sternly:] But we need to keep to the agenda here!”
The chair still has trouble getting everyone’s attention. “What? Outlaw the use of the term “The Matrix”? Let’s refer that to the Censorship Committee. Yes, they blew the whole Andrew Tate Problem last summer, I know, but let’s give them another chance. We’ve got our work cut out for us here. Now, I need volunteers for a subcommittee to liaise with our minions.”
Minions and sub-minions. So the Chairman of the Sub-Committee on Liaising with Minions for Assistance with The Andrew Tate Problem (SLMATATP) initiates a conference call to its contact in “Permanent Washington” (formerly known as “The Deep State”). His counterpart in the UK is already on the line. The sub-chairman begins with the obvious, restating the GRE objectives and reminding them that the Tate Boys are citizens of both their countries.
The man on the line in London groans. “Argh. We’re sure they are the reincarnation of the Kray twins. I mean, they must be guilty of something, but we’ve had no bloody luck. Between law enforcement and the Daily Mail, we’ve probably invested a hundred thousand pounds just wining and dining their former bitches, and we’ve only found one who would turn. She said Andrew refused to marry her, and he even tried to coerce her into cleaning her own vomit off the floor. Fucking prosecutor threw us out of his office. Said a judge would just say she was a disgruntled employee. What about you guys across the pond?”
“Well, the last time they lived here–wait, let me ask my son. How old were the Tates when they left America? Okay. He says Andrew was ten and Tristan was maybe close to nine. Safe to say they never did anything here that we can pin on them, but they are rich, so we can indict them on tax evasion or money laundering. That stuff makes for good, lengthy legal proceedings, and the press wouldn’t cover it if we begged them. Absolutely no one understands that stuff. We can guarantee they’d be “brokies” in six months, tops, and in the clink for a year or more before it even comes to trial. We’ll find a Woke Feminist with a gavel and gown to make certain that they don’t get bail.”
The Chair of SLMATATP responds: “It would probably be best if you both submit proposals. You can rely, of course, on George S. for bribe money and all the human bots you need to tackle the social media platforms. By the way, how are you guys in Washington doing with the raw onions?”
The next day, both the Washington and the London minions call back to express fear of public demonstrations on behalf of the brothers, which would work against the GRE objectives. They ask permission to work through Sub-Minions in Romania for an initial attack.
“Where?” the Chairman asks. “That crappy little country where they went to live? The one that may or may not be part of the European Union, but nobody cares whether or not it is? Okay, do whatever is convenient. Just get on with it.”
Pushing forward. And so the US and UK minions plot how to quickly degrade Andrew Tate’s public support. Best to have their ducks in a row before rounding up interpreters. Since Biden has destroyed US relations in the Middle East, they will skip asking for help from the Emirates or Saudi Arabia. In the end, they decide to put all their chips on the grubby, bribe-clutching hands of the Romanians. If they can cobble together charges that will tie the Tates up for, say, six months, Big Tech can do most of their work on eliminating Andrew’s followers, and it will be safe to extradite him.
At first, it doesn’t seem promising. An interpreter explains to Washington and London that the guys in Bucharest say tax evasion won’t work for their jurisdiction: “It will make the locals uncomfortable. Nobody pays taxes in Romania.” Money laundering? “They say washing money could possibly work, but it is too close to what most of the country’s leadership does on a daily basis, and they may have trouble if they bring attention to this reality.”
Permanent Washington steps up: “Look, we figure the Tates have about $100 million in assets in your country. You can confiscate that immediately and divvy it up among yourselves. Then, depending on how you perform, we can arrange some, uh, loans, which you would not be expected to re-pay, to help your leadership with personal expenses as the recession deepens. And, listen, when you go to arrest the Tates, do not take them away in those stupid little cars your cops drive. We’ll send you some decent SUVs and real weapons for your SWAT team. Yes, yes, of course you can keep them. And another thing, we’ll get you a professional film crew for the raid. We don’t want the media to have to use grainy body-cam video. What? [Aside] Apparently they don’t have body cameras in Romania. They thought I meant Web cam porn.”
Washington and London report. Two hours after their conference call to Romania, Permanent Washington and London have hashed out their bullet points:
- Romania will use its quaint legal system to keep the Tates out of public view and insure they do not talk with the press; they can detain the Tates up to six months without producing any sort of evidence at all, and nobody will try to interfere.
- The Romanians cannot do a tax evasion thing, but they say they have this Lover Boy Law that will work against Andrew Tate; it is basically foolproof because most women do fall in love with the guy.
- They have a chief prosecutor who is a popular public figure, so they will use his specialities for the charges, which will include human trafficking, a sort of racketeering thing, and possibly money laundering, although they never actually charge any one with that crime.
- They wanted to know if they could throw in a rape charge, just to be certain no one in Romania will sympathize with the Tates, and we have given provisional approval because it will make things easier for Big Tech and the mainstream media to paint the Tates as villains. They don’t understand money laundering, but they will certainly run with rape.
- We need to send the Romanians money, SUVs, night vision goggles, and a shipment of raw onions.
- And the Romanians say they will find females on the Tate staff to imprison; a few months living with rats and roaches should get them to turn on those guys.
Back to this old woman’s view of things. I’m beginning to see why our global rulers may just leave it to the Romanians, who have so much to offer in the way of persecuting their captives, but nothing to lose on the world stage, where Romania means nothing to anyone who hasn’t read Bram Stoker. Young people wouldn’t know the place existed if Andrew hadn’t said so many nice things about the beauty of the country and its people. Yes, he and Tristan joked about its corruption, but anyone who hears about Romania only hears about it because someone is describing how corrupt it is. Andrew has always said that every country is corrupt, but he liked the corruption in Romania because was so egalitarian. Everyone, he said, could take advantage of Romanian corruption, whereas you had to be very rich to benefit from the corruption in Western countries.
Final thoughts. The way the Romanians have grossly undervalued the Tate assets leads me to believe they don’t want anyone trying to figure out where the money went. The idea that the courts there will accept YouTube videos as “evidence” is extraordinary, but it is apparently true. And the Lover Boy Law? Well, I’m saving my outrage on that for a separate post.
Cyclonejane
January 19, 2023
Conundrum Andrew Tate 